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George and Amy’s Away Day Experience #4 – Accrington vs. Newport



Match Day With The Missus Sees George & Amy head to Accrington vs. Newport

– “Fortunately for me, Amy wasn’t targeted by the ‘sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady’”
– “We thought we’d switch it up this week and went for a cheeseburger instead of the normal half-time pie”
– “The major talking point of the half for us though was the size of David Pipe, Newport’s right back. He could probably lift an articulated lorry with one arm and has without doubt maxed out every machine he’s ever been on in a gym.”

With the cold intensifying and winter drawing in, we thought it’d be a great idea to go to one of the most exposed grounds in English football. Amy, sporting her new yellow coat, was perfectly kitted out in Newport County’s colours to see if they could put an end to their poor run of form.

Up against them were Accrington Stanley, who started the day just a point off top spot. With everything to play for, it was time for Amy to experience her first ever League Two game – she couldn’t contain her excitement…

On the Road:
As per usual, we opted to travel to the game by train, only setting us back a tenner. Some trains are direct to Accrington from Manchester Victoria so it generally it isn’t too bad getting there. Sadly though, the seating was clearly designed for hobbits. At Six-Foot I’m only slightly above average height but it wouldn’t be too much of an exaggeration to say my knees were above my head. I looked like Peter Crouch driving a reliant robin.

From the station you’ve got about a 20 minute walk ahead of you with a fair majority of it uphill. This is where Amy seriously regretted overdoing the Romanian deadlifts at the gym the day before. She frequently let me know about it of course… Amy complaining? Short odds on that one. On the plus side, there’s plenty of places to eat or drink on the way to the ground whether you want a sit down meal or just something to take with you.

Next to the viaduct there’s a McDonald’s and a couple of pubs on the way up as well. For all you cheapskates there’s an off-licence too, should you wish to wet your whistle pre-match.

This isn’t meant with any disrespect, but the Crown Ground or, by its current sponsored title, the Wham Stadium, really emphasises how impressive Accrington Stanley’s recent success has been. It holds just over 5,000 people with almost 2,000 of that being terraced. The match was hardly a long ball fest but, to put into context how small the ground is, three balls had gone out just twelve minutes in.

The away end has no cover so you are at the mercy of the conditions. When we arrived Amy and I started having flashbacks of our trip to Chorley just 15 miles down the road during the height of Storm Brian (with hindsight, the worst decision we’ve ever made). It was stupidly cold but, luckily, remained dry. The toilets and club shop reminded me of the poor sod who got the box room in a shared flat at uni but the staff were excellent and dead welcoming- all you can ask for really.

Tickets on the day were £20 for an adult, £15 for concessions and under 18s and £5 for under 12s. These are universally accepted prices in English football- I understand why my Dad was always keener to go to a match whenever it was ‘kids for a quid’ now. Shocking that not a single Wham song was played while we were there though.

We thought we’d switch it up this week and went for a cheeseburger instead of the normal half-time pie. No complaints about the pretty standard £4.00 but the option of having ketchup or mustard in bottle form was a real game changer. This may sound overdramatic, but the disappearance of bottled condiments around English football grounds is one of the biggest tragedies of the modern game. Well done Accrington Stanley, we salute you for not bowing to convention.

Amy felt the burger itself was pretty good and the meat-onion-bread ratio was also impressive. I can’t comment- to say I was hungry would be an understatement- it wasn’t eaten, it was absorbed. Beyond burgers, there were plenty of food and drink options such as hot drinks, hot dogs and pies all priced at £2.50. A bottle of beer was £3.00 so, again, kind of what you’d expect. Overall the catering facilities weren’t bad at all.

Newport took just under 200 fans which, at first glance, isn’t many. At the same time though, it’s a four hour car journey (410 mile round-trip) before you even consider the traffic around Birmingham or Manchester. It’s not necessarily about the quantity of your fans but how vocal and supportive they are.

Newport find themselves only just outside the play offs after last season’s relegation scare but the Exiles ticked all the boxes in this case and had some funny original chants. A personal favourite was “1-0 to the sheep-shaggers”… it’s always important to be able to take the mick out of yourself. They were also Amy’s favourite away fans so far given her worryingly irrational obsession with the Welsh accent.

The Match:
Newport started the game the brighter of the two and not just because of their yellow kits. The Exiles’ Frank Nouble got involved early on and had a couple of decent chances while Accrington’s main threat came from the in-form Kayden Jackson. The latter’s pace in behind was beginning to cause problems and he managed to beat goalkeeper Joe Day to a 50-50, drawing a foul in a dangerous area.

The major talking point of the half for us though was the size of David Pipe, Newport’s right back. He could probably lift an articulated lorry with one arm and has without doubt maxed out every machine he’s ever been on in a gym.

Into the second half and Newport were out the traps quickly to break the deadlock. A short corner caught Accrington’s defence napping and Frank Nouble smashed a right foot shot, on the turn, into the top corner.

Although the lead at that point was probably deserved, the away side sat back and invited pressure, hoping to catch Accrington on the counter. After hitting the woodwork and having a shot cleared off the line, Stanley eventually equalised through Mallik Wilks in the 88th minute following a goalmouth scramble. Overall, given the balance of play, a draw was a fair result and both sides could be happy with their efforts.

Man of the Match: Frank Nouble
The centre forward had a thankless task leading the line with Padraig Amond but took his only clear cut chance to make it 1-0. He was always a threat with his pace, power and aerial ability too. Special mention also goes to Newport’s Ben White, currently on loan from Brighton. Composed with or without possession, the young defender has got a bright future.

Amy’s Man of the Match: David Pipe
Amy liked his nickname ‘Pipey’ and how he “ran around a lot and shouted at people”. She also thought he looked more like a rugby player than a footballer… not sure how that warrants Man of the Match but this isn’t my segment so I’ll ‘pipe’ down. Pun 100% intended, sorry, not sorry.

Highlight of the Day:
On the way to the game there was a lad on the train who was the spitting image of American Pie’s Chuck ‘the Shermanator’ Sherman. Fortunately for me, Amy wasn’t targeted by the ‘sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady’. Hopefully that reference isn’t too dated.

Amy’s Highlight of the Day:
A young mascot who couldn’t have been older than two or three was having a kick about on the pitch before the game. The ball just about came up to their waist as they took Roberto Carlos style run ups to kick and dribble. They were decent as well… Liverpool will likely put in a £35 million bid in January.

Thanks for reading! George and Amy

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Lewis Cook’s England debut bags grandfather £17,000



Bournemouth midfielder Lewis Cook’s Grandad managed to bag himself £17,000  after his grandson made his England debut against Italy on Tuesday.

Trevor Burlingham placed the bet four years ago that Cook would make his debut for England before reaching his 26th birthday.

The 33-1 shot came in when he 21-year-old came on as a substitute as a 71st minute replacement for Jesse Lingard in the 1-1 draw with Italy at Wembley.

Bookie William Hill said it was their biggest payout of its type since Harry Wilson’s grandfather secured £125,000 after his grandson made his Wales debut in 2013.

Peter Edwards had put the bet on when Wilson was just 18-months-old, at mammoth odds of 2,500-1.

Speaking to the Daily Mirror Cooks grandad said.

“Lewis has obviously already had one call up but didn’t win a cap and it now looks like a case of when, not if his grandfather is repaid for the faith he showed in his grandson,” said William Hill spokesman Joe Crilly last week.

“He has been in fine form this season and is well deserving of a call up, so let’s hope he can go one better and bag a cap in the next few days.”

Nice, little bonus.

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We went and saw the madness of the Belgrade derby with HomeFans



After several trips with Homefans, we decided it was time for a new trip and a new destination. We wanted something special, something crazy that not a lot of people would even think of.

Eventually, we decided right away, when we got invited by Homefans to join the small group trip to the Eternal derby in Belgrade. There was not a chance we would miss this one. We asked some mates, and got a group together of five people.. perfect!

It was a day before the trip started, we were all thrilled and excited to leave on Tuesday morning to Belgrade. But bad luck started at the airport as the weather in the Netherlands as quite bad with a lot of snow. As soon as our plane took off, lightning hit the cockpit of our plane, so we had to return to Amsterdam for inspection. It was a chaos at the airport and the moment we left it was 6 hours later.

Finally, we landed at Belgrade airport and the best football trip of our life started! We joined Homefans and got to learn our local host, Ivan, who joined us for these days. We got picked up by the taxi to drop our bags at our hotel where we decided that is was time to take on some beers and food at the hotel! It was delicious!

We went to the city and joined some local bars where we learned more about Ivan and his great stories about the country, city and of course football. After some beers, he guided us to a crazy nightclub what looked like a big cave. We right away saw that the Serbian girls are with many and looking very hot. It was a great and crazy first night in Belgrade!

The next morning… MATCHDAY! With a big hangover, we got up to join the stadium tour of Maracana, home of Crvena Zvezda. It was great to see the club and the legendary players tunnel.. but it was clear to us we were supporting Ivan’s team: Partizan! After the tour, we went to the Partizan stadium and walked past thousands of armed police officers.. great and very intimidating!

That was what we expected and wanted to see in Belgrade after all the stories about this derby. After a short visit to the fan shop of Partizan, it was time to drink some beers and have a dinner before the match starts. Ivan guided us to some pubs and told, even more, stories about this derby. We were all excited and couldn’t wait for the match to start!

Finally, it was time for us to head to the stadium. We got asked on our way to the stadium by several Serbian groups where we came from and we were happy Ivan was with us. One wrong answer and we would never make it to the stadium!

It was an awesome feeling walking into the stadium. Everyone could stand where they want. We chose to stand near the ultras of Partizan called Grobari. We were all very curious what we were about to see.. 15 minutes.. 10 minutes.. 5 minutes.. and we’re off! The Eternal derby started…

Partizan v Red star, one of the most intense derbies in football and we were there! A lot of noise followed with some fireworks and pyros. After about 15 minutes a sick pyro started at the Red Star stand were the whole side turned red and white with pyro! We were stunned.. but then everyone was looking at the Partizan fans? What was happening? We saw fans running and fighting the people were everywhere! It was crazy.. surprising for us to see!

Everybody was fighting and later on we came to know why. Groups of young ultras tried to take the control of the older groups. Everybody was fighting. some fans were covered in blood and being escorted from the ground. The referee whistle blew and it was halftime.. what? We haven’t seen anything from the game, have we?! The score was 0-0, but we all looked at the stands for  most of the first half.  At this time rumors were that a subgroup (Young Boys) in Grobari tried to take over the stand from Alcatraz, but the group got beaten up and also got their clothes thrown away when they were thrown out of the stands by the Partizan fans. Crazy. Second half…

After that crazy first half, the fans of Partizan regrouped and started, again, supporting their team. A great atmosphere again. Finally, we got some time to watch the game. On the pitch, there were also a lot of tough moments. But then, a breakout of Partizan. The player goes into the box and was tackled to the ground. Everybody was watching at the referee. And he did what we hoped for and Partizan deserved it.

He gave a penalty to Partizan. Partizan scored the penalty and the stadium exploded. What followed was a great pyro show from Partizan, with the pyro that was left from the riots in their stand. Red Star equalised 5 minutes before full time. Too bad for Partizan, but we saw an amazing Eternal derby. It had everything we were looking for and it truly is one of the most intense football derbies around.

After the match, our hero Ivan guided us to a great restaurant with fantastic food and a Serbian band. We were celebrating this amazing experience. Loads of beer and many, but I mean many, bottles of Rakija later, we returned to our hotel. Everyone was satisfied with this trip, it’s been an amazing experience in Belgrade.

Many thanks to Daniel, Luke and especially, Ivan for arranging and guiding this perfect trip! We will be back soon again for another trip.

Homefans provide football experiences for groups of supporters beyond the 90 minutes. bringing groups of fans together and help them tick off their football bucket list. Follow the link below to get money off your next trip.

Kevin van de Zweerde


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George and Amy’s Away Day Experience #2 – Chorley vs FC United



After Amy went to and mildly enjoyed Rochdale vs. Rotherham in League One, I thought, as a brilliant boyfriend, I would really test her mettle and take her to her first non-league game. And so, we ventured North to see if high flying Chorley could continue their fine form with a home win against a struggling FC United of Manchester in the National League North. Spoiler: we got very wet, suede is not waterproof, and I am a moron.

On The Road

Chorley is only about a 40-minute train journey from Manchester Victoria so getting there is easy. Trains are frequent as well so don’t worry too much about getting to the station at a particular time. From Chorley station it’s only about a ten-minute walk to the ground but make sure you know where you’re going as there aren’t signs directing you. Don’t put your faith in Google Maps either, it betrayed us like Fabian Delph at Aston Villa by deciding to switch its route to the ground after we’d been walking for ten minutes in the wrong direction. If Piccadilly is a better station for you (like it is for us) to come from then you can get trains from there too. We didn’t know until we got off to change at Bolton on the way back to Victoria only to see that our first train stopped at Piccadilly. In effect, we got off the train to get back on and give up our seats. Turns out Trainline are snakes too.


I was a big fan of how the ground hides in between rows of terraced housing. It shows that the football club is not separate from the local fans or has been moved to the outskirts of the town like so many are these days. Victory Park was built-in 1920 and, apart from a new roof last year on one of the stands, I don’t think there’s been much work done since.

George and Amy's Away Day Experience #2 - The Venue width=

Being exposed to the elements is an understatement, we were as ill-equipped for the monsoon as the German soldiers were at Stalingrad, but it had the charm that a lot of modern stadiums don’t. The match wasn’t segregated so we began in the Duke Street Terrace standing end before succumbing to Storm Brian’s will and sitting in more shelter for the final thirty minutes. The only problem with the sitting stand, which is a row of benches rather than separate seats, is that the higher up you go, the more restricted your view of the game is. Adult tickets were £12 for the match whereas Students could get in for £7, 12-16 years old’s for a fiver and under 11’s for free. If you support a Premier League club but have a local side at this level we’d recommend going to matches when you’re free- you can travel, get in, have a pie and a pint and still have change from £25.


I have never been to a ground where you can choose gravy, mushy peas or curry sauce (all for just 70p extra) as stuff to have with your food which was a welcome surprise. When we got in there was a club house open to the fans but then during the match food and drink came from a small café in the corner of the ground. Amy’s eyes lit up like she’d seen the second coming of Christ not only at the sight of the pies but also from the prospect of brief shelter from the conditions.

George and Amy's Away Day Experience #2 - The Cuisine

Meat and potato pie with chips and gravy for under a fiver, could it really get any better? We both agreed that these were the best catering facilities we had come across so far and Amy was the happiest she was all day when we tucked into our half-time feast.


Both sets of fans were excellent, Chorley seem like a proper community club who will back their side rain or shine. For FC United, to fill out a stand during a major storm when your team is in the relegation zone is no mean feat. I know Chorley isn’t too far to come but that still deserves respect. One bloke cracked us up as he updated his Facebook status with one finger (reading: ‘bloody heck it’s wet’) slower than if Per Mertesacker was on the turn and had wrecking balls strapped around his ankles. He’s probably just posted it now to be honest. Overall both sets of fans were up for a laugh and a joke about either the weather of the football but still vocal in their support except for a bit of trouble towards the end of the match, in true Arsène Wenger style, I didn’t see the incident so can’t comment.

The Match

FC United started the better side and had a couple of chances to take the lead. Chorley were always a threat on the counter though, using the length of the grass to their advantage by putting balls in behind the full backs to their pacey front men. Chances fell to both sides; FC United hitting the crossbar with a deflected free-kick before being thankful to their keeper, Lloyd Allinson, for saving smartly at the feet of Chorley forward Marcus Carver.

George and Amy's Away Day Experience #2 - The Match

As the game wore on and the conditions became worse, the away side started to tire and Chorley began to dominate. The game’s only goal came when, after a goalmouth scramble, the ball fell at the feet of Nick Haughton. The midfielder calmly converted the chance as the surface began to resemble a swamp more than a football pitch. From then on, the match was marred by the conditions, one particular example being Allinson attempting the throw the ball out to his full back, Kallum Mantack, only for the ball to stop dead as soon as it hit a puddle. To compound FC United’s misery, Centre Half Zac Corbett was sent off in stoppage time following his reaction to being rugby tackled. Yes, you read that right, he was rugby tackled.

Man of the Match

Adam Blakeman – Chorley’s left back was always solid defensively but also offered much going forward, always looking to overlap his winger. For the first hour he had to deal with someone who tended to drift inside and wanted to ball to feet, before facing a winger for the final thirty who hugged the touch-line and played on the shoulder of the last man. He dealt effectively with both.

 Amy’s Man of the Match

Adam Blakeman – He looked like one of our mates from school at a distance.

Highlight of the day

Not a highlight from the match but a little lad on the train to the game gave the best rendition of ‘Hey Baby’ by DJ Otzi I’ve heard since every British kid’s birthday party in 2001. I have never come across someone more pumped to be on a train to Blackpool North on a rainy Saturday in October. Instead of either trying to calm him down or ignoring him, his parents filmed the whole thing for future humiliation on his 18th birthday or wedding day. Textbook parenting, hats off for that.

Amy’s Highlight of the day

Getting home, getting dry and catching up on the next episode of Riverdale on Netflix. Also, the pie at half time and the chips and gravy.

George and Amy's Away Day Experience #2 - Happy Missis

Thanks for reading,

George Kelsey and Amy Brogan

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